Kebabs Are Almost As Awesome As Me

If you guys are ever in the need to bribe me:

I freaking love Chicken Kebabs (BBQ/Chilli Sauce with Lettuce/Tomato/Onion.)

This unique delight has been enjoyed throughout the world for centuries and it is so nutritious, you could enjoy it anywhere, anytime. Whoever coined that term about something something slice bread probably never ate a Kebab in their life.

In fact, the last few weeks I have devoured this heavenly treat at the following events:
- Watching a movie while sipping on Lipton Ice Tea.
- Owning Yen Mi in Mario Kart Wii while I picked my nose and flicked it at her.
- During my exam at Randwick Racecourse.
- At the lecture theatre while I played Typing Maniac on my laptop.
- At the foodcourt at Uni.
- While trying to explain to Yen Mi that the Moon is in fact bigger than an Elephant.
- While eating another Kebab. Yes I ate two Kebabs simultaneously.
- While typing this blog post.

As you can see, Kebabs are highly portable and could be consumed at a number of different places. Not only that, it can be seen that Kebabs can be had for breakfast, brunch, lunch, tea, snack, dinner, midnight snacks etc, literally any time of the day. Then if for some insane reason that you can not finish the Kebab, it can be stuffed down the left front pocket of your jeans for safe keeping.

In fact, I was reading news on my phone the other day about how men prefer KEBABS over SEX. Now that says something aye.

Back to how much I freaking rule.