So all these super heroes always get told this: With great powers, comes great responsibility (cue Spiderman). Gee, who in their right mind would be responsible if they had super powers? Don't ever listen to stuff they say in the movies. They could've made Spiderman 3 so much better if he was more badass when he was evil.
Anyway, didn't you ever wonder why you don't see people with super powers in 'real life'?
Well let me tell you why... instead of wasting their time flying around saving n00bs like Yenmi from a burning pool of water, they use their super powers to steal monies from banks and destroy small countries. You know, doing something productive.
Now that we've established my position, you'd be glad to know I have super powers. The power of Awesome. Just today, I stood in front of Yenmi, gave her a stern look, and she imploded. She didn't even have time to confess her love.
Back to how much I rule.
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