An Average Day At Uni

- Catch train to Central, no seats. Asian ladies bump into me the entire way.

- Catch bus to Uni, no seats. Bus driver is a retard, feels like stepping on the brakes every 10 seconds. Almost vomit my dinner out. Thanked him when I got off.

- Wiff of horse shit from Randwick Racecourse turns my stomach, adds to nausea. My awesomeness keeps the vomit down.

- Maths tutorial. Gay asian dude pretends to have trouble finding seat despite having another 10 empty rows. Proceeds to sit down next to me. Starts giggling and touching my arm asking if I've done the homework.

- Having a break.

- Lost property sale at the bar. Frequent lost items include business suits, jewellery, calculators, usb drives and sunnies. There were roughly 50 new model casio calculators there. The international students probably thought they were one use items.

- InfoSys labs. Searching the net for a new laptop and acting awesome. Nobody suspected a thing. Win.

- Having a break.

- Played Street Fighter at arcade. Friend probably haxxed.

- InfoSys lecture. Two of my five team members showed up. Lecturer had no idea what she was talking about. Took a power nap.

- Got into elevator. Idiot team member commented that the lift was full, imagine if the cable snaps.

- Loud clunk. Elevator stops. Doors won't open. Pressed help, got cut off after 10 seconds.

- Girl screams out that its all the fat people's fault.

- Noticed door is slightly opened. Pulled it apart. Another set of green metal doors. People start trying to pull open metal doors. People outside heard us, and helped try pull open doors.

- Doors open. We climb out of the elevator.

- Friend and I catch the bus back to Central, no seats. Bus driver is a retard, emergency brakes and my friend almost flies out of the bus. Thanked him and got off.

- Ran to catch train back home. Almost missed it. No seats. Asian girls fall over me.

- Got home. Ate dinner. Complained to everyone.

- Posted on my blog about my average day at uni.

Back to how much I rule.