I've Got A Headache

Man, I hate whoever invented headaches. What does a headache tell me to do? Do I put some clothes on and it'll go away? Or is my head filled up with so much awesome it's about to explode?

I'm cool with fevers, coughs, sneezes and all the other fancy things. Those stuff don't really bother me every second, it gives me a small break before it does its thing or it stays passive and doesn't intrude with my life.

But headaches? My temples throb every second with each heart beat. Sometimes even the back of my eyes ache. While we're speaking about eyes. Did you know they only have pain nerves? Our eyes don't feel anything other than pain. That sucks.

Anyway, I've got this constant headache known as "cluster headaches". It's like having a brick wall slammed into my head. Yes, thats right. Its like slamming a brick wall into my head, not slamming my head into a brick wall. That is the definition of being awesome.

You know... I'd rather spend three hours explaining a joke to Yenmi than go through this crap...

On second thought, I think I'll go with the headaches.

Back to how much I rule.